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My name is Julia and I am 10 years old. I write poetry and other creative writings.
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Friday, May 21, 2004
GORRILA hair furry smelly armpits big fat black hard thing on head like ice cream cone weird smart furry and has a great appetite Monday, May 17, 2004
I wrote another flarf poem: ONE HORRIBLE SHOP Wake up! Mom says ready to go to the soda can shop. I hate places like the barbarian sodas when everyone eats and drink til their heads blow off. Gosh that was so bizarre! No wonder there are people who have no heads! Sodas made people's tongues turn chocolate so they can eat themselves. Once my boyfriend ate himself up until he only had a mouth left! Bizarre! Bizarre! Biiiizarrrre! Mom almost got drunk just by soda! People get drunk and take a nap and don't wake up. The bizarre place stinks and gosh it smells like a cat just farted and that is ten times worse than its litter box! This soda tastes like coffee with NO sugar. HELLO! Don't dare go to the stupid shop. Great. My head's exploded. PENGUIN? Penguin penguin how come your feathers are so thick? Is it because your parents glued feathers to you from different birds? Penguin how do you get that beak is it because you used to be a snow man with a carrot and you turned into a penguin with the same beak? Oh penguin please answer soon! Sunday, May 16, 2004
MY DREAM I've had a bad dream including a sky and a jungle. The jungle was green I saw a scar on a rabbit. Oh that poor little rabbit. I can't believe this was a dream so real it was with a rabbit with a scar. Something turned dark and it was the sky and the grass was not green. Oh this jungle. I hate this jungle. It was weird with a rabbit and it turned green. Oh I hate this dream. Oh the sky. There was lightning like a scar. It was annoying th see a scar even in the jungle. I couldn't look at the sky so I had to see the rabbit. I wanted to stop having this dream. My face was pale green. The scar on the rabbit was green. What is up with this scar? I finished with my dream. There was no more jungle neither a rabbit or even a sky. I saw the sky. It was not green. I did see a rabbit but it didn't have a scar. I am very happy not to be in the jungle. I never had a dream similar to this dream. I do not like to dream about the jungle and sky. I am happy I'm not in the jungle that is very green. I am happy I don't see a scar, even on a rabbit. SORRY! Dear Friend: I'm so sorry I jinxed your broom while you were playing quidditch I was so mad at you I didn't know you would break two ribs and a bone. I was just jealous of you I am at least good at jinxing brooms because it was my first time. But I'll see you in the hospital pretty soon. Sincerely, Julia This also goes with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, when Lord Voldemort jinxes Harry Potter on his broom while playing quidditch. I am pretending I'm in a book called Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and it includes a port key and muggles are people who don't use magic in Harry Potter. I decided to write about the port key and how it works so you can see what it's like to be a wizard. A PORT KEY You may think this is ugly, but do not judge on what you see. You may not discover about the port key. You touch it and it goes wherever you want to be. It reminds you of a shoe. It's shiny and black but muggles always throw it in the garbage can. So the the port key and you'll be amazed of what you'll see. QUESTIONS FOR A HIPPOPOTAMUS What do you think about, hippotamus? Of having a bigger river with a whole lot of fish. How do you scratch your back? I let the fish and bugs do it depending where my back is. What is your favorite time of day or night? Morning, well duh. If you wrote poetry, what would it be about? I will write about taking a nap. Do you have a question for me? Yes, I'm wondering what a human being is. In my opinion I think humans are things that fly This is collaboration me and my dad wrote. My dad wrote the questions and I wrote the answers. |